Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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