we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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