i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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