She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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