Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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