Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
this is an emotional support booty call
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