Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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