What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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