Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
