Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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