some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
being pregnant is like rehab
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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