he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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