Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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