Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We're too hungover to prance.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Randomize
