Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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