did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I touched a dick in church today
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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