We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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