you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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