and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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