Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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