My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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