she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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