When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
This house was built for laser tag.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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