thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
where are my eyebrows?
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