I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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