he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wear drunk well.
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