I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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