he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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