Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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