Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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