Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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