Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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