i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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