Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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