maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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