I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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