I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have demons in me.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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