I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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