FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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