Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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