Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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