We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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