I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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