just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
