I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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