your parents love me but you hate me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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