is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
NoShamevember. You game?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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