My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so that wasnt chicken after all
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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