the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
