There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think your dad took our porno
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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