Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She bit a glass in half.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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