He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
As shirtless as possible
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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