I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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