He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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