dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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