before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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