READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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