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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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