we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
did i walk over a car last night?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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