You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
this just has baby written all over it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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